Funny about me for dating websites
Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. Especially on a thin crust pizza - yum!
1. Must Hate Cider
I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time. If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test!
I must admit, there's no funny about me for dating websites cure for a hangover than two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes.
2. Definitely Not Lying
Thousands of women are now wishing they hadn't put "No one over 40" in their dating requirements. I am a second-year college student, hoping to major in art history.
Must Love Michael Clayton. This guy takes "negging" to the next level.
Yup, that's right, reading is my biggest hobby On the bright side, you're definitely going to be cooler than her first boyfriend My biggest passion in life is music. Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made quinoa salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message.
Genuine and Modest Hey there, my name's Dave. Return to our main page for more Online Dating Tips. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors was the national champion for 2 years straightand love the smell of pop tarts in the morning part of a complete breakfast!
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Do you enjoy being terrified by crazed drunks at 3am? After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St.
Let's make the world jealous! Above all else, I value honesty and kindness in a partner, so if you're a genuine person with a lust for life, send me a message!